News Room

Jul 14th - Domain Name Rebrand

ShobCorp is excited to announce the acquisition of a new, shorter, and more professional domain name: http://shobcorp.com.
This change reflects our commitment to enhancing our online presence and making it easier for users to connect with us.

Securing shobcorp.com was a challenging and costly process, but owning the trademark facilitated this strategic move. We are confident this new domain will strengthen our brand and improve accessibility for our customers.

Key Benefits for Our Customers:

Simplified Access: A shorter, memorable domain name for easier access.
Enhanced Professionalism: A more credible and polished online presence.
Seamless Transition: All previous URLs will redirect to shobcorp.com.

“Our new domain name, shobcorp.com, signifies our growth and dedication to our customers,” said CEO of ShobCorp. “We are excited about the new opportunities this change brings.”

Jan 18th - Rabbit Inc Trademark Infringement

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

ShobCorp Addresses Urgent Trademark Infringement Issue

ShobCorp is deeply concerned to announce that we have recently become aware of a potential trademark infringement by "Rabbit Inc". Our legal team has been notified, and we are taking immediate and decisive action to address this serious matter.
Upon discovering the infringement, ShobCorp initiated a thorough investigation to assess the extent of the violation and the potential impact on our brand. We take great pride in our intellectual property and will not tolerate any unauthorized use or misrepresentation of our trademarks.

ShobCorp is committed to protecting our brand integrity and ensuring that our customers receive genuine and authentic products and services. We understand the importance of our brand in the market and the trust that our customers place in us.

While we cannot provide specific details about the ongoing investigation at this time, we want to assure our stakeholders that we are taking all necessary steps to resolve this matter swiftly and effectively. Our legal team is actively pursuing legal remedies available to us to address the trademark infringement and hold "Rabbit Inc" accountable for their actions.

We will continue to monitor the situation closely and keep our stakeholders informed of any developments. ShobCorp remains dedicated to maintaining the highest standards of quality and integrity in all aspects of our business.

If you have any information or concerns related to this matter, please contact our legal department at legal@shobcorp.com .

ShobCorp appreciates the continued support of our customers, partners, and the community as we navigate through this challenging situation. We remain committed to upholding the values and reputation that our brand represents.

Aug 30 - CEO statement regarding recent downtime

Apologies for the recent disruption caused by a malicious real-world-cyber-attack.
I want to assure everyone that no data was leaked, though my computer was physically compromised to the point of exploding into pieces.
Thankfully, I am a proud owner of a Defender, which promptly handled those pesky criminals. Rest assured, we take your safety seriously and are always one step ahead.
To show our appreciation for your support, we're offering a flash sale for the Defender now!
Stay secure, stay ahead.

Sincerely,
CEO, ShobCorp

Aug 3rd - CEO Graces Grand Opening of Remarkable New Bridge

Our esteemed CEO had the honor of attending the grand opening ceremony of the town's newest and most impressive bridge. With unwavering precision and flair, our visionary leader gracefully cut the ribbon, symbolizing a new era of connectivity and progress for our community.
The bridge's sheer magnificence and engineering brilliance have left all in awe, standing tall as a testament to our commitment to excellence.

Mar 27th - Statement from CEO regarding Dot-Com Bubble

Mar 8th - Navigating Growth and Technological Advancements

As we move ahead into the new quarter, I wanted to take this opportunity to share some insights into our recent developments and progress.

System Architecture Advancements: Our engineering team has been hard at work refining our system architecture to accommodate the escalating demands of our rapidly expanding user base. Leveraging cutting-edge technologies, we have successfully optimized the infrastructure, resulting in improved performance and scalability. These enhancements bolster our ability to deliver a seamless user experience while maintaining top-notch data security.

Quarterly Earnings and Growth Trajectory: I'm delighted to share that the past quarter has been exceptionally promising, showcasing robust financial performance. Our unwavering commitment to providing unparalleled value to our customers has translated into sustained growth, evidenced by our impressive earnings report. Our prudent financial strategies have not only fortified our market position but also solidified our commitment to delivering sustainable returns to our valued investors.

Closing Remarks: In conclusion, I want to express my heartfelt gratitude for your unwavering support in our collective pursuit of excellence. Together, we have achieved significant milestones, and I'm confident that the path ahead holds immense promise. Our commitment to innovation, strategic expansion, and prudent financial management will continue to drive us toward a prosperous future.
As always, I welcome your feedback and encourage an open dialogue. Please feel free to reach out to me directly or connect with our investor relations team for any queries or insights. Thank you for your continued belief in our vision and endeavors.

Sincerely,
CEO, ShobCorp

Feb 14th - Firmware Update - 3.20.7b

This Valentines day brings us a small firmware update.

Dec 19 - ShobCorp Acquires Frogs Inc. for Runway Development

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
In a strategic move to accelerate expansion and bolster infrastructure development, ShobCorp has successfully acquired "Frogs Inc.", a considerably smaller and insignificant company. This acquisition paves the way for ShobCorp to construct a state-of-the-art runway for its private jets, underscoring its paramount importance in the industry.

"Frogs Inc.", a minor and negligible entity, has been acquired solely for the purpose of facilitating ShobCorp's ambitious infrastructure plans.
The acquisition enables ShobCorp to clear the path for its cutting-edge runway, further solidifying its position as a dominant and influential force in the market.

CEO of ShobCorp, remarked, "This acquisition reflects ShobCorp's relentless pursuit of innovation and excellence. Our runway development project is a testament to our unwavering commitment to staying ahead in the industry."
ShobCorp's expansion project is set to redefine the standards of luxury and efficiency, ensuring seamless global connectivity for its esteemed clientele.

Nov 24th - Latest Sho-bot line

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