5 things every CEO should do before they die.

1. Close a $10 Million Dollar Deal - The $10 Million Dollar Club. An exclusive club few can join. Successfully closing a high-stakes deal of this magnitude showcases your strategic prowess and business acumen. Aim high and secure that signature to cement your place among the elite.


2. Live as a Peon for the Day - Step out of your luxury suite and into the shoes of the common peons (or pyons as I like to call them)! Spend a day navigating public transport, savoring budget meals, and embracing the daily grind that fuels our bustling cities.


3. Fire People at Random - When employees are too relaxed, they become lazy. Cultivate an office environment fueled by anxiety and fear. If workers never know if today may be their last, they'll work twice as hard to stay in your good-book.


4. Buy a yacht - But not just any yacht. Buy a floating palace that'll make other CEOs green with envy. Remember, in the realm of lavishness, size matters. Don't let them look down on you; let them marvel at your audacious display of wealth.


5. Acquire a smaller company, then shut it down - Unlike most CEOs who seek expansion and growth, take delight in wielding your power by acquiring a smaller company with grandeur, only to shut its doors shortly after. This merciless act can crush the dreams of passionate individuals who invested their hearts and souls into building the company.

Article by Q. B. Shobly